togepenis:

I WANT THESE BOOBS
prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

I told her I’d wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who’d give me a ride home.

i miss this…

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via togepenis)

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

(via zackisontumblr)

say "bear" 97 times and you will become a bear

by Anonymous

zdk13eros:

bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear 

You are becoming trickier! Your foolery! You fooled me excellently! You fooled me,I am experiencing negative side effects,however! I am not a bear! Get out of my homestead