holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: jaatri, via thefuuuucomics)

chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

(Source: niadil, via crunchier)

s00tball:

I just died.

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

(via hotboyproblems)

twistsoffate:

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

jakovu letsgobowling

(Source: flapwagon, via tongue-twister)

shouldnt:

My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.

(via coluring)

angry90slesbian:THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME