irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

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derpdan:

would you rather have no internet connection or no friends

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lindsaylohoean:

me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject 

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queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

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baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
ridge:

KIM KARDASHIAN’S COMMENTS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

victoriaxo:

surfasm:

Ur welcome to any girl that gets my ex bf, I showed him everything he knows 😌

a fucking men

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